Please remind me

I am sober. It is indeed 3:22am and I am still awake. I just got back from that " party". haha, well...I will get to be the story teller tomorrow because lets just say...I was really really sober compared to these people. One girl, whacked her head against the wall so hard I think it left a lump...But she got up embarrassed as hell, came and sat down next to me and goes " Did I really hit my head hard?" Hahaha, when you have to ask a question like that...Yes you are drunk. Second thing...Well...Let's just say I've seen a lot more than I bargained for! My fellow Retail workers...Well, at least I can say they have nice butts! Please remind me why being the only sober person...Is a bad thing?