Hello?

It's been about a year if not more that we started hearing from the ever so mysterious "H". What we know isn't thus far advanced. Every once in a while, Rosa and I will happen on the whole " I wonder if he's a fat 50 year old man sitting in his underwear muttering dirty words to his 36 cats" kinda of guy. But what is freaky to me, is that if he where to die...We would never know. That's what gets me about the internet. I've talked to people from all over the world...But I'll never see them...Probably never even make it to their hemisphere. Where was I going with all this? I suddenly have gotten tired. That's a good thing! I think I'm going to take this advantage and run with it. Maybe I'll remember what I was saying later. Night!

Why not...all the cool kids are doing it!

Last Thought: wouldn't it be cool if we never had to sleep?
Last thing I ate: Chicken Cassadia
Last thing I cried about: Feeling to alone/stupid for my own good
Last drink: About three years ago
Last Cigarette: I don't
Last Kiss: Sadly enough, a long long long time ago...a long long time ago.
Last Movie I saw: Shrek 2
Last Person That Asked Me how I was doin': Alexi, my pal
Last Cuss: "holy shit mother fucker!" in reference to us being locked in a school when I was teaching Rosa to drive.
Last murderous thought: I hate retail...it shall pay for all that it has done to me!
Last thing I bought worth buying: Nothing
Last prank thought of: Not coming in to work
Last song I heard: Redneck women
Last disappointment: my own kindness
Last time wanting to die: This entire week
I HURT: Myself, stupid people, myself
I LOVE: My camera and the internet
I HATE: Target
I FEEL: Lame
I FEAR: Being alone, with everybody around
I HOPE: I can sleep tonight
I HIDE: my smile
I DRIVE: others insane
I MISS: being happy for no reason
I LEARNED: Life is only what I don't want when I want it to be what I need it to be
I NEED: some coffee ( HELL YEAH!)
I THINK: I have insomnia
current clothes: Blue jeans, black button up shirt
current mood: curious
current taste: mint gum
current hair: Pony tail
current annoyance: The fan that is flipping my hair into my face!
current smell: Mint
current thing I should be doing: Sleeping/cleaning my room
current desktop picture: Wild flowers
current refreshment: ...Sounds like a good idea!
current worry: I'm never going to make it

Please remind me

I am sober. It is indeed 3:22am and I am still awake. I just got back from that " party". haha, well...I will get to be the story teller tomorrow because lets just say...I was really really sober compared to these people. One girl, whacked her head against the wall so hard I think it left a lump...But she got up embarrassed as hell, came and sat down next to me and goes " Did I really hit my head hard?" Hahaha, when you have to ask a question like that...Yes you are drunk. Second thing...Well...Let's just say I've seen a lot more than I bargained for! My fellow Retail workers...Well, at least I can say they have nice butts! Please remind me why being the only sober person...Is a bad thing?

Party kinda person? 

Something juicy

She asks for entertainment, I'll give her entertainment!

Str141: Hello?
U2busse: Ho
Str141: Omg
Str141: What?
U2busse: entertain me!
Str141: see it?
U2busse: that's nice, how much?

Well...That's not really how the conversation went...But it gave her the " U2busse: u need to blog something juicy".

It's all about the nookie?

Dear lord:
I am once again poor. I spent way to much money today. I got a pair of pants at Old navy and than two purses and two pairs of shoes. Than I went to Clairs and got this! Just different color. I than went over to Mervyns and got a pair of capris and a shirt. I'm super excited about getting all dressed up but...At such a large price tag!
tomorrow I'm throwing a good pal of mine a birthday party! I really really hope it goes all good. I shall be taking pictures up the him-ho so we all can thrill in the Collette gettin her party on. After the party is when I get scared. Me Anya and like two other people are going over to another co-workers place. They...( being the old ones ;) ) are getting the drinking on and all the plain hanging out they can render. Well I am the " social" kind of person now...These things still freak me out. I was never very " hey how you doin?" but lately I have been " Hello-ish" But, to be as frank as I can possibly be...These people are cool! I've spent a lot of time trying to fool these people that I am not insane! I don't want to spoil this all tomorrow! Haha, well, either way, I need to clean my room, clean the bathroom and get to bed soon because I have work tomorrow very very early!

I wanna be Here!
Posted by Hello

Nothing about anything

There's nothing about nothing and more about everything...Well, rather...There is nothing about everything.

I'm not like that...Tired that is

Out of pure boredom...I'm going to bed.
The fact that I had to just say that...Concerns me.

I cry every time I talk about it

If I could ever believe that this world is beautiful and amazing...This is the story to help me:
These kids aunt is my supervisor at work. It was so heart breaking to hear when her sister had died. She works so hard and is an amazing person herself. She deserves this for her family.

Besides the fact I'm lame...

Str141: http://stuffandthings.org/ and this site shall be golden until I say differently!
U2busse: is this gregs?
Str141: yes

What else can I say to the guy who has fixed in seconds what took me more then 10 minutes to figure out?

Greg has Pants: what's the URL?
Str141: to my weblog?
Greg has Pants: yes
Str141: http://www.collections2.blogspot.com/
Greg has Pants: hmm. It's not showing up
Str141: yeah, it likes to do that to
Greg has Pants: oh, nevermind
Str141: I like to think of it as a game me and blogger play

Haha, He is great! We all now need to marvel at my wonderfully pretty links!

Just because I'm on photobucket and will forget to do this if i leave it for later...
For all those intrested:
This is Rosa in her "I'm Hottie mc Hot" look

Missing Indeed

It was something like 10 minutes before my parents decided to leave, that I decided that I wanted to go to Oregon with them. They where heading out to see my aunt and the rest of the family for the weekend and I had been a little indecisive with my work schedule and had to work :( But Working in retail finale made it's first payment in the Collette book by being so flexible and letting me have the time off. Of course they would for my ailing grandmother... ;) This trip was something I really needed. It was around the 6th hour as we started to make it through the tipping mountain peaks

And around the 7th hour that I started to forget why things always seemed so bad. Looking down at it all, it started with a smile, that turned into a grin that turned into a slight giggle. Looking at the weeks...The moths, the years for all that has seemed to happen...Nothing really mattered as I was crossing state borders. I looked at myself, and thought " Not that I have wasted my life...But I need to get my stuff in order before I do!" I need to become what I want to be. I need to be happy and forget all this "stress" stuff. Why do I take my job so seriously? Why do I let it rule my " outside" life? I need to develop some sort of "Anti-Plan". Yep, that's right! I'm making plans...To not follow plans anymore. Why do I need to map out a life I don't even know yet? I'm only going to be disappointed by what I don't do *Not that I'm not going to try my best and try to do things I've always wanted to do! But rather, I'm going to try out this whole " Where the wind blows" Mad talk. Let's just see where it gets me!

Heaven

So I have been a little more than missing lately. I have a lot to say about my recent (random) trip out of State...But for now, I'll just show you where I was.

Our dear friend Rosa was just asked out by a boy! And in all of her sophisticate manner she musters a grand:
U2busse: FFFUUUCCCCKKK

It's a list

I want to:
Buy a house
Buy a car
Join the Peace Corps.
Go to Africa
Go to Paris
Go to Australia
GO to Indiana
Go to New Mexico
Go to Mexico
Clean my room
Put in the hardwood floors in my room
Loose weight
Let my hair grow out
Cut my hair real short
Shave my head
Save a life
Learn Yoga
Teach a Class
Get published
Have a gallery showing
organize all my photography
Go on assignment
Drive to another state
Move out of state
Return to my roots
Become peaceful
Never stand for injustice
Throw my cell phone into the ocean
Save my money
Have a garage sell
Get a new job
Make my resume
Get out of retail
Tell off a customer
Tell off a manager
Tell off a supervisor
Retain all my dignity
Graduate College
Drop out
Find a husband
Never settle

Oh Boy!

People are funny. So the guy that supposedly was " smitten" with me isn't. What did I say? Hummmmm? I am now owed something. What? I don't know. But now I must go back to work and face him. This only sucks in the respect that he was a really cool guy and I don't want him freaked out by me. I want some Panda Express.

It was strange!

So I had this dream about hedge for some odd reason. Not that he's odd, just me dreaming about him is. Anyways, I was at my house sitting out back waiting for him to show up so We could see him for the first time. He part of a T.V. Show in which was following him on his " adventure to a strangers house!" (what the TV man kept saying) For some reason, I have now this really really strange image of who he looks like: Short, chubbly, long brown curly hair, and really really really large eyes. Now...Why was I dreaming this again? I have no clue. But getting on with it... He only ever said one word and that was " yah" Again let me say how strange I think it is that I am dreaming about people I don't know! Well, don't kinda know. Rosa if you where wondering, you where mentioned in the dream...You where in Africa. Don't ask me! I only dream this stuff. There was much more to the dream...But I have to go to work. I'll be back later (maybe) to tell you all the rest.

I know there was something I didn't like about this man!

Just guess who this is! Well if you answered the president of the united states, you are correct. Oh god...I've just insulted cheerleaders all around the world!

You're My Little Pony!! Sweet and innocent and
happy, you make people want to spew burrito
chunks. Even a Care Bear could kick your ass.


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I wish I had a kiss and a cuddle to give

cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed


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My momma asked me to trim the hedges...Insted I came online

We here at Collections would like to make the following press release:

BoB: check out my new single bed
Frank: did those urine stains come with it?
BoB: yer
Frank: ooh Swish dude!

Work

It's not that I don't want to go to work today...It's just that my sick hours look so pretty! I'm not going to use them considering I'm in some odd department where there would be no coverage...But! Ha, my new conclusion is that They don't understand why I am always seconds away from metal meltdown! It's because I work in so many different fricken departments. I have different bosses eachtime and For one drama that all jobs have...I have it 5x! Drama Drama Drama! Aghh Jesus!

How bought this one Rosa?

1 Comments:
Rosa said...
I'm not satisfied with this post. We need juiciness!!!!


I like boys. I would rather have a geek who can tell me all about o.s. and who has a preferred account at Think Geek rather than a buff stud who spends time at the beach working on his tan. A big ol' butt is appreciated but not necessary. It's nice to be able to spell it out like this. Me truly thinking like this gives me hope for guys out there wanting a controlling lazy girl with extra room and optional bitcheyness!

I don't wanna

I don't want to do my homework. It's 8 pages of math. Again, may I take this time to announce..." I DON'T WANNA!" :(

From an Email Via Kareem

1. Falling in love.



2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.



3. A hot shower.



4. No lines at the supermarket


5. A special glance.



6. Getting mail



7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.



8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.



9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.



10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.



11. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla or strawberry!)



12. A bubble bath.


13. Giggling.



14. A good conversation.



15. The beach



16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.



17. Laughing at yourself.



19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.



20. Running through sprinklers.



21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.



22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.



23. Laughing at an inside joke.



24. Friends.



25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.



26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.



27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).



28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.



29. Playing with a new puppy.



30. Having someone play with your hair.



31. Sweet dreams.


32. Hot chocolate.



33. Road trips with friends.


34. Swinging on swings.



35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.



36. Making chocolate chip cookies.



37. Having your friends send you home-made cookies.



38. Holding hands with someone you care about.



39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.



40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.



41. Watching the sunrise.



42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.



43. Knowing that somebody misses you.



44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.



45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

It's not allergies

Yes. I am a crier. I cry at almost everything. Not way inappropriate moments, but when something really touches me...Or I'm just really really pissed, I'll cry. I usually hide it but lately, I have been rather proud of my crying problem. It almost makes me feel nice. I'm a rather mean person when it comes down to it...But put a good OnStar commercial on...(Rosa can vouch for this one) and I might tear up.

Happy Happy Joy Joy

It’s the last day of class! It’s the last day of
Class! <:) >Happy dance It’s the last day of
class! It’s the last day of Class! It’s the last day
of class! It’s the last day of Class! It’s the last
day of class! It’s the last day of Class! It’s the
last day of class! It’s the last day of Class! It’s
the last day of class! It’s the last day of Class!
It’s the last day of class! It’s the last day of
Class! It’s the last day of class! It’s the last day
of Class! It’s the last day of class! It’s the last
day of Class…Now…did I pass is the real question!

" What is your emergency?"

You would think that I work at a crisis center by the way I end up having to talk to people. " Mam, I'm sorry that you misunderstood, I apologies if I made the policy unclear, but yelling at me or my supervisor isn't going to get you anywhere. My manager is on her way and she's the only one who can override me. (she starts crying and putting her head down on my register) If you would like to sit down I will point her in your direction when she gets here..." Guest: NO! I'm getting my money, I don't want to talk to your manager, other stores can give me credit on my debit and so can you! " Me: mam, there is NO way my system can do that. I understand other stores can do it, but my system absolutely can not. I don't have access to your account at all, nobody in this store can do anything like that even!! Guest: Well your going to do it! Have you ever heard of guest service?? Me: mam, I know a lot about my job...Enough to be able to guarantee that what your are asking...Is impossible. And I MUST fallow this policy, if I don't...I would get fired...And I'm not willing to do that! Guest: (sobs uncontrollably) Oh God...Where are all the sane people in this fricken world? Apparently not In Santa Rosa!

Can't dream

I'm not tired. Enough said

On my kakkis?

In effort to drown my sorrows I got this chocolate ice cream on a rather lovely cone...And than, it rolls off the cone...And onto my nice clean kakki pants! So, this is what boy trouble looks like? I don't really like this stuff. I quit k?

It's new! you like?

Blogger has a new (google) powered page...I thought, hey, I like the change, maybe i should try some for myself. So in celabration of the new blogger layout, I got a new one for myself!

I'm going to be in operation tonight

Well, not really going on to operation, but rather becoming an operator. I will train for an hour...And than be left all alone for 4 hours to answer the phones, take messages and overhead people. I hate over heading people. I freeze up and it's like...THE ENTIRE STORE WILL HEAR ME MESS UP! And it wouldn't be the first time! I was trying to over head this lady and I said " attention ==== Guests, would page report to...Ugh....*click*"
Oh god...I'm just realizing how fricken loooooong this day is going to be. Can I please get a normal job? Something like 7-5 would be fine, doing anything okay!?? ANYTHING!

Are You okay?

Don't ask me "What's wrong" and expect an answer.

I need a bib

Besides the fact that I just poured milk all down the front of my shirt...I'm in a pretty spakin good mood! I just said spanking for gods sake! I think I did a good job on my speech! Which really makes me happy. I'm rather proud of it and all! Maybe because I put some actual thought and work into it!
What else? OH! I got trained as the opp yesterday! That now means that I am trained everywhere in the store other than the backroom! Haha, Triple threat! Well...More than triple...But you get the idea!
And what else to update...Donna! My mentor in many of these positions at work... She says that I should be a model...Ha, funny as hell the assumption should be to me...Yet the confidence that it installs, brings this smile to cover my face. What a week this has been!

From dailyConfession.com

"the conscience as being like a three cornered rock that rests in your heart. If you do something bad, the rock rotates, and the corners hurt. But each time the rock rotates, the edges wear down, so if you do something bad often enough. The corners wear off and your conscience doesn't bother you any more."

It's due in 5 hours

Update: Is it possible to go backwards on the production table?

All nighter #52

So how much have I gotten done? Abut three sentences more than I had started with.
random procrastinating thought?
1. Who the hell thought of onion rings? Who thought, hey lemme bread these onions over here...???
2. I want some onion rings
3. I want to ask boy out from work, yes the same boy Rosa swears looks like a who from Dr. Suesse.
4. It is 1:30 am and I am making a grilled cheese sandwich!
5. At 9 I went and made last call at starbucks for a venti vanilla white chocolate mocha, it was damn good!
6. What age did it become such a fo pa to wear head bands? I miss those thingys
7. I would like to give the award for the best late night lineup to nick at nite!

update at 2...Well, at least we can expect one thing to be on time!

Oh I'm sorry, you seem to have some boobs on your shirt...ummm...

So I am horribly addicted to Ross now. Which is, for those who don't know, a small retail chain in which specializes the discounted cloths of name brands. Right now, I am wearing my New Paris Blue Swede jacket, which was originally $59.99 now only $9.99! And a v neck top which is brown, pink and cream colored originally $26.99 now only $9.99 Haha. Very cool indeed! I have aptly named this the " Hey look have have boobs and I'm going out" Shirt. I will probobly only ever wear it once, and only to Target or somewhere like that. Haha, I shall disregard the fact that my innocent mother just instructed me to go seduce the guy I like at work with this outfit!