Tomorrow...My idea of a perfect tomorrow would to wake up and hear that life was cancelled and that we all should return when we come up with better holidays. Yes I'm single and completely alone again for the 20th time...But hey, who's counting right? Besides my mother that is. Seeing as I am now what would qualify as a pro " Single" Gal, I would like to give you first timers some hints as to how to make it through tomorrow:
1. Find that smarmy bitchy ass hole of a person at work, the one's who find time to bake the 500 cookies for the office, and give her an anti valentine
2. Invite all your single friends over and play pin the knife of Cupid.
3. Dress up in your Sunday best and take a walk through the park. Enjoy random shouting at any couple who walks by holding hands. Yell " Shame on you!" or " God hates you" at random volumes.
4. Find the most happiest couple, the ones who giggle and make out regardless of where they are, and slip a " Dear john" letter into his pocket and watch what happens. Remember in the letter, you have to specificity ask for him to never contact you again, to " Not even mention" the letter because your so disgusted in him.
5. Rent all the classics like..." Texas chain saw massacre" " Chucky" ect. Watch with your cats and or dog/stuffed animals.
and lastly remember that falling into the pits of " loneliness" Will only bring more terror than you need on a day like this! So follow my lead and be heartless and a coldhearted bitch!
1. Find that smarmy bitchy ass hole of a person at work, the one's who find time to bake the 500 cookies for the office, and give her an anti valentine
2. Invite all your single friends over and play pin the knife of Cupid.
3. Dress up in your Sunday best and take a walk through the park. Enjoy random shouting at any couple who walks by holding hands. Yell " Shame on you!" or " God hates you" at random volumes.
4. Find the most happiest couple, the ones who giggle and make out regardless of where they are, and slip a " Dear john" letter into his pocket and watch what happens. Remember in the letter, you have to specificity ask for him to never contact you again, to " Not even mention" the letter because your so disgusted in him.
5. Rent all the classics like..." Texas chain saw massacre" " Chucky" ect. Watch with your cats and or dog/stuffed animals.
and lastly remember that falling into the pits of " loneliness" Will only bring more terror than you need on a day like this! So follow my lead and be heartless and a coldhearted bitch!
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