Bored like the Rainnnnnnnn

I am Bored. Bored enough to try to talk to Co-workers online. Bored enough to try to balance a spoon on my nose and yes, even bored enough to start spending the money I do not have on shoes from the internet. Yes my friends, I am that bored. You know what's sad? The co-worker is snubbing me, the spoon isn't working and the shoes, they don't have them in my size. I can't get anything right.