Your momma!

Things where just easier as children. You where never afraid to yell, there was only one bully, and everybody hated him, so you where safe if you decided to take arms against him. If and when you did do this, " talk to the hand" is a threatening offense, and if you where ever really scared, all you would have to do is threaten " I'm going to tell!" as all the eyes of the little kids eyes spark! " OH MY GOD!"