When I dream...I dream of these!

The reviews

When I get extremely bored I surf. I surf the highway...And the lowway. There are many things on the internet in which keep my interest...Finding them is just more difficult than you would think. So here today, I start the great Collette plan to review some of the great "boredom Busting" sites that I have found. In no piticular order! 
1.  The case Of Crabs a interesting game that requires you to use your wit to solve the case of the counterfeit crabs. A+ for great humor and creativity!

2. suicide Bob: because killing people...Shouldn't be this fun...But it is. Maybe we'll call it a healthy release of anger? A for the guts to make such a game.

3. Bubble wrap: Now...When I was a kid, we would argue over who got to pop the bubble wrap.  My mother would always step in and take it from us. So when We did get to pop it...it was like a second Christmas.

4. skeleton: It's a skeleton you can contort into all sick positions...What more can you ask for when your bored out of your mind? * * * three stars for keeping me entertained longer  than four minutes.

5.  Piss drunk: Now...I haven't been piss drunk before... I haven't been drunk at all! So playing this game is like a little edacational lesson! C for being to damn hard to keep my interest....But A for being creative!

6. Paintball Stress reliever: stressed? Why not shoot things

7.  Name that beard: hahahahahaha.....hahahahahha.........hahahaha......

8. Create a snowflake: This....This is awesome!

I don't think I can handle Rosa having a boyfrind. It's hard, i don't really know why. I started thinking about it. It's like...the only time I was ever really this lonely was before I met Rosa. Once I became friends with her, I forgot that horrible feeling. I never really had a best friend. She's the one of the bunch that could handle my crazy crap. And this is'nt ment to make her feel bad or beg her to dump her fatty lover ( You don't realize how that's not an insult)! I do want, to not be the one in the group that is alone. It's like...call Rosa, she's with Jon, Call heath...he's with chris! We all do go out in groups, and Rosa and I still chillax...but I have to share and I've never been good at that. I suck at sharing actualy. I practily can't do it. But fuckers...im all aloooooooone! There's no spell check on this fucker and I'm way to tired to keep myself from posting this. I'll come back later.

No, it's nothing to do with the fashion police

Maybe we shouldn't spend so much time as to accommodate a problem...When we could try solving it first.

I should get me a rememberball

I was supposed to do something...But I don't remember what. Couldn't of been that important hugh?!

I was told you can't leave children in the car on hot day's

At first I Just started one big long entry...but than i decided that I was really tired and shouldnt be blogging under certin cercomstances. Yet here I go trying to waste time untail somebody comes online for I wont be so sleepyish. I'm on the internet...and I'm all alone! This can't be safe! I'm going to bed you bitches!

We shall go again

Freaky!

Um...Not to sound frightened or anything...But we haven't heard from Hedge In HELLLLLLLLA long. Maybe he was attacked and injured in some horrible Dingo incident...We may never know!

Kurt or Mike?

I am thee official Bingo queen! I won two times tonight when we went out to Monto Rio With some co-workers. I had thee funniest time. It was a lot more fun than I expected. Rosa, Heath and myself went out looking damn good in Heaths new truck. Which Is real sexy...And I can say that because I have no interest in Heath that way ;) I came out with $1 more than I went in! Haha, big winnings! Now I'm just here chilling with my Bartles & James Melon Splash Malt Wine Cooler thinking about all these stupid boys people have " Great Ideas" about for me. There is a co-worker that would like to set me up with this guy he knows named *Kurt and Rosa being...Rosa wants me to go out with him because her " interest/ Friend" is also named Kurt. Than another coworker ( Everything revolves around that store) wants to set me up with a guy named *Mike...Which is funny because his name Is also Mike. So It will either be Mike and Mike or Kurt and Kurt. Hilarious. Plain and simple...I feel like a reject because here are all these people trying to set me up like I'm some stupid ass loser! I am...But I enjoy Hiding that from people!

oh really

juxtapose
DEFINITION: (verb) to put side by side
EXAMPLE: It was strange to see the old-time actor Charlton Heston and rock icon Bob Dylan juxtaposed at the awards ceremony.
SYNONYMS: accompany, compound, unite

Damn

Let it be known...Target has jipped me again on my paycheck. This is nothing out of the ordinary. It sucks for them, because they are so close to being a perfect company!

I want

I want my paycheck
I want to go back to school
I wish my room was clean
I wish I had a maid
I wish I wouldn't get yelled at for saying I want a hair cut
I wish I could have a massage right now
I wish my legs didn't ache
I wish target didn't have my house number
I wish I could go to sleep
I wish I had my PAYCHECK bitches!

My desk is sticky

I'm just sitting here...Awakened as I was having a wonderful deep slumber. It was a dream of me in a new apartment far far away from everything I know now. It's fully furnished with great pieces from Ikea and Target. I have no responsibilities because I work for myself and the money I get in, is just another plus to me working at my dream job. I have a sexy boyfriend named Juan and he's rich also, but we don't care about that because he's on the cover of every  Photographer magazine from here to Africa. (why Africa..I don't know) But something isn't right. Because I have my camera in my hands...And I try to take a picture, but the camera is broken. I feel like shit and I start crying. That's where I wake up. I layed in bed for as long as I could until I remember that today was payday and that I really really want to go shopping. Maybe shopping will even my hormones out. I feel sooo off. I can't describe it. Up is down and down isn't up either, it's over there and over there? It's behind me. And if your understanding any of this...You are probably more coherent than I am at this nice 2:46 am time. People out front are screaming. It's rather frightening if your new to the neighborhood ( which I'm not). It's a blood curlduling scream that as of now is yelling " Nooooooo". This in my area is nothing new. For some reason there is always some sort of activity going on out there. No I don't live in the ghetto. Down the street are actually the really expensive gated communities. So why are people acting crazy out there? I donno. Maybe it's this town. It's enough to make me want to run through the streets screaming "No".

The friends I got

I hate fighting with my friends. It's like I forget and I'll start thinking... " I wanna go...Oh...Well, I'm mad at them"  What am I mad at? I don't know. I hate feeling like I'm intruding into peoples lives. I hate being a third wheel and even more, I hate it when there are people who are a third wheel to my life. It's people who break into my life and mess with everything that I hate. So maybe I make it a point to not intrude into peoples lives when I feel that I'm not needed.  Not needed is to strong of a sentence...I don't know. I just want to get some deep scotch right now.

Maybe it's me

For some reason I can't get the feeling of "offness" out of my mind. Something just isn't right.

The war like no other

We went to the aids walk yesterday and I have a very nice sunburn and some soar body parts to show for it. However, the walk proved successful and we ( the 21,000 people that showed up along with Rosa and myself) raised More than 3 Million dollars ( actual number being $3,024,769) for the fight against aids. Accomplished feeling? Hell Yeah!

I don't want to be anything other than that girl in the picture....

Yes, that would happen to be my head and Rosa's there on the right! And of course that's Gavin DeGraw!

its true

I feel sicccccccccccccccccccck :(

It was odd

I'm sitting there...And he puts his hand on my knee and goes " I haven't forgotten about you yet!" And that is about when a surge of hate, fear, and excitement rush to my face. I had to keep looking down to keep him from seeing how red my face was. Yet now, 45 min away from work, I can see what a load of crock my boss was giving me. He said that he wanted to " Take a look at my availableness" and that he hadn't forgotten about bringing me up as a gstl. ( which is a supervisor in my Retail World) And there's me, sitting there, excited as hell thinking " Oh my god! Maybe This guy isn't as bad as I once thought!" but than, I bring myself back to reality remembering how I felt when the girl who knows 1/4 of what I do...Got the Gstl position over me. I remembered how it was all of his fault and how I for some reason, really thought that I would get it. Yet again...It makes sense. The other gstls agree that I should receive the position. There was even talk about a group of them going to talk to the high up boss about the entire matter. So why is it that I was still left at the bottom of the scale to rot like Target scum? I work my ass off! I do not get reconized by the high up people for doing a job that is completely not my own. Do I really want to move up in a company where this is how they treat their employees? If it's this bad on the starting position...How bad is it behind the ugly " Target" curtain? I don't fully know if I want to find all this out. Would I care if I received a nice little raise? No, Not really. I have my price...And it's called $2.

Sleep is needed

Im sooooooo tired. Please Please Please tell me that it's not 10:33pm and I'm not working 7am tommorow!

It wont let me sleep

Life sucks...Stop the world. Im ready to get off.

I'm feeling less

Do you ever feel mean? Well I do. For some reason as of late, I have this strange want to " tell it like it is". I hate being this kind of person...Yet it makes things much easier. Also, I have this little voice in my head that tells me that people are being rude...When sometimes they are not. Am I just a bitch? Yes...And no. Take for instance the rude dicks that I work with. Subject A is my pal. Subject has me throw them a big ass party. This party was something I was totally willing to do for this person. It cost me something like $300. This person never actually said thank you. This person is now acting like the queen of Target world. One in which She used to go on how I was so mistreated and that she would never talk down to me like the managers do...Yet alas...Yesterday I come to work to hear her telling me that " You don't know what it's like to be doing a job your not paid for" and than for her to be telling me what to do! Bitch of me to get upset about it...Yes. Rude of her to try to tell me what to do? Yes. So what the hell to do? I could do two things:
1. Forget it, and remember that this is only a job and they need me and not the other way around?
2. Talk to her...Possibly solve problem
2a) Solve nothing and get my ass kicked for trying

What to do about that place in general is confusing to me. I know I wont always be there, but it feels like if I can't make it at Target...Than where CAN I make it?

The reason toilet Paper was invented!

Is there any specific reason I am bursting with mischievous laughter?....Details to come as they develop.

Follow the Leader

My niece, has become quite the little photographer in her day. She's been taking the camera and doing the same things I was at her age {Photographic Adventures}Rock on little one!

Maybe...Somewhere here soon!

MetroNaps operates mid-day rest facilities

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why
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There's
a
ton
to
be
doing
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like
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listioning
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Indie
rock
station
on
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computer

$553.29

You know what's great? Getting paid way more than you expected!

I can't even remember this...

The happiness is growing in me. Heehee....I got the job at Target!!! eeek! im so incridably happy right now. Income is nice and just the fact that i lived through the interview was great. the guy that interview me was young and hella funny. It made me much more comfertable. THANK U GUY! He started off by asking me just to talk over my qustions that i had anwsered on my application and then asked me some diffrent ones. "Tell me when a time you had to change youre secdule to nmake room for youre past job" Heehee, One of my more memorable days working at the theatre happend to be the day i was called in on a day i had requsted off to have me stand in the middle of the lobby for 6 hours telling or warning guests that the floor was slippery. I told him that and he found it very funny and pointed out that i WAS getting paid to do it. (somthing that i had laughed about before) He tells me that I needed to get a pee test done and then they would call me in on monday for orentation. I am guessing that means if i pass the test i got the job. He told me that my secdule was workable and i would be put as a cahsier. After i told him that i preferred working with the guest because i really enjoy helping people he wrote somthing on my paper and smiled hevely and muttered "good, great, i like that" So i dont know when i start but assuming that i pass my piss test...which i will, i will probley get going by monday.

Bright Eyed

Looking back on all my old blogs makes me nastalgic for my once...bright eyed? approach to life. Being so optamistic and free I wrote many stupid...stupid things. Yet here I am, smerk and all looking back to " Back in the day" at the beggining of it all:

I found my sanity today at school, Kind of a weird place to find ones happiness. Though it happened, and I wont be questioning it further more. I am thinking about broadening this
journals viewers to some other people. School people to be exact. I will have to edit some things here and there, but might be a good move, might be complete mistake. I dont know. How many people actually DO check this at all? I wonder, and wish that I could get a commenting system going on here. Finding out how to work through some of this nice HTML madness might take some time. This all goes to remind me that I should take a computer class this summer at the J.C. but that seems to far in my To Do list right now to even think about. What is included on his “fat” list? One major obvious thing is to get
a job. I went to target and filled out an extremely long electronic application. I’m not a real big fan of big stores or target for that fact. But the mother has been really getting on
Mr. about my employment status. I do want some extra cash for fun. What I’m really worried about is Getting cash for my extra time and not having any “extra” time to use it in. That could be said as one realization that I will find out more clearer later in life.

ino

a friend once defined professional photography to me as; " A product produced for a price, to serve the need of the client, of which he the photographer, may have no wish to show as a example of his work"
There is quite a difference in the enjoyment between the amateur and the professional, one does it for pleasure the other does it to survive!

Wednesday

Tonight shall be " Pictures and sounds" from the Wednesday market.

Arrowhead

So I am scheduled to work today from 10:45-7:30 I just kinda skipped the whole working idea and went straight for the phone. I am taking a mental health day! I'm going to the beach is where I'm going! What's amazing about me calling out is that I almost don't even care about ditching people at work to pick up what I am pushing off! What I do care about is my parents finally putting in the bathroom sink and new spa tub that we have had in our living room for like 3 months. Oh, and two announcements. 1.I Am going to get my teeth whitened. 2. I am going to go on a massive workout/ diet and am going to loose massive weight. Haha, that is all.

It's just another day

I have been told that I need to " Blog yo!" about 100X so far today...So here I am fufilling the requests of the people. What to blog about...oh, I'm still on hunt for that co-workers car that I have vowed to tp before he could find mine...Have I told you about that one? No, probably not. If not...Re-read above, if any confusion...Your dumb. Other than that...Not a lot is new. I did a big fat nothing for 4th of July. Seeing my insane City has ripped the joy out of the funniest holiday for me I just went out and hung out with what Rosa calls " the Triplets". ( which is more or less a group of me, Rosa and this guy who oddly enough looks like my twin brother) I mad because of this fricken ban on fireworks! My niece who wont be able to experience the fun in sparkelers and all that even on her BIRTHDAY! I just keep thinking back to all the fun I had on the 4th and remember how Flippen cool it was, going to the stand with my parents, watching them fight over what not to get, us all trying to guess wick fireworks made the crazy screaming sounds. Yet, no, who cares what all those fireworks stands helped raise money for! To many people ( less than the surrounding county's) where setting their houses on fire. So screw that, Fireworks are the work of the devil! If you think about how much money the state just lost...How much money they had to spend on the helicopters that where out searching for people with fireworks...We lost a lot more money than one or 2 stupid dumb ass buring their houses down! lol, And so ends my rant of the evening!

It's MISS loud bitch to you!

Seeing as my last decent post was ages ago I thought I should come to delight you all in my new " Collette experiences" because I know you all care!
Nothing of much happening lately. Just a lot of work and me signing up and getting all the classes I need for the upcoming fall semester. As much as I am equally hating having to go to work tomorrow I am dreading having to go back to school. It's not the classes that will kill me. I am strangely enough very excited on the opportunity to go back to school and begin learning interesting things again...But what I'm not looking forward to is the schedule. I am starting my day off at 7am with a pe class. 7am? In case you forgot, my name I Collette and I am late every single day to work and love to sleep inbetween classes when I have an extra 10 min. Now me getting up at 4am is INSANE. Mwhahaha, I think I am just crazy enough to try it!
Other than school things have been going great. I have to admit something. It's shameful and goes against most of what I believe! But I have been having fun at work for about a good week now. Isn't that just sick? Maybe it's the fact that Rosa and I have had a lot of the same shifts...Or that My pal kareem is there a lot more as of often, or maybe it's all the flirting with...Yeah, that's another story for another time! But the point is that work seems to be...Working. With it's usual disfunctional polices and workers, I would usualy be at my normal stage of suicide threats, but now that I make more money...It all doesn't seem to matter worth shit anymore!