I'm thinking a lot less at this 2:41am time. Yet rather...I'm thinking to much. I'm over analyzing everything I'm doing, have done and will be doing for the next month and it's making me insane. STOP THINKING...SLEEP! Yet alas, I shall not be sleeping. I will rather be up seeking out word of the day calendars online...By the way today is:
cognizant
DEFINITION: (adjective) aware, mindful
EXAMPLE: Cognizant of the fact that it was getting late, the master of ceremonies cut short the last speech.
SYNONYMS: conscious, judicious, observant
So things at work are as always in the simmer. I'm still not a supervisor and people are still bitches. But I'm working on not caring...(maybe the last sentence shows my Un-progress). Today was strangely busy and of course I was left in charge. The big boss likes to do this thing where he sits in the office that sits directly in front of the cash registers and watches me squirm. He has me do this thing called " speed weaving" It's non more than me talking to guests ( which I'm awkwardly awful at) and helping them put their stuff on the belts. I also must even the lines out. People are always piling up on one side of the registers and not moving down to where people are open, so I must sit there and announce to them all " There's less waiting down here if you would like to step down!" In which they all just kinda look at me...And stay excatly where they are. Aghh, there loss!
There's this guy at work today and we got into a very interesting conversation. We started talking about how he felt that dyeing by being hit by the worlds largest rubber band ball would be the best way to make an exit. To this I must give ketoes. What a creative idea. People are getting all " uncreative" with their deaths. I mean...Who gets stabbed anymore? That's so last year!
4 comments:
Cancel my 2:30pm stabbing! Thank you for making me cognizant of the fact that I almost made a faux pas.
My new, more crowd pleasing death will involve falling into a cement mixer and coming out as some kind of bird bath. I'd like to give back to the community!
Yes they are pretty backward up in Queensland (think of the deep south in the US) but I wouldn't believe that hitching post stuff. They do have the Great Barrier Reef, the best beaches and cool rainforests though.
Now, about speed weaving, sounds like fun. Just look people in the eye, and make them do what you want!
You can do it!
H.
Cancel my 2:30pm stabbing! Thank you for making me cognizant of the fact that I almost made a faux pas.
My new, more crowd pleasing death will involve falling into a cement mixer and coming out as some kind of bird bath. I'd like to give back to the community!
Yes they are pretty backward up in Queensland (think of the deep south in the US) but I wouldn't believe that hitching post stuff. They do have the Great Barrier Reef, the best beaches and cool rainforests though.
Now, about speed weaving, sounds like fun. Just look people in the eye, and make them do what you want!
You can do it!
H.
Anonymous said - why is twice so?
It's always two hedges are better than one!
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