I'm going to kill you!

The funniest quotes of the week are as follows:

"your birthday was when? Are you sure?" - Another Gap Employee

" Can't you..you know, Find it in another store? Like Go on the Computer (Does a typing mime act) do some voodoo and find me that jacket? - retarded Client

Other then people being stupid work has been pretty nice. The managers got me a cake yesterday and sang me happy birthday which was sweet of them. Then for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to make an ass of myself. There's this guy who works with me who does not stop talking, For three hours straight, he Talked no joke. So I, being the smart ass I am, says " Who put @#$% on the closing shift? Because I'm going to KILL them!" This is when the head manager goes " It was me!" and I then turn to her and say..." Well your a dead women!" Maybe I will get more days off next week then expected...Smart move collette!