When I dream...I dream of these!

The reviews

When I get extremely bored I surf. I surf the highway...And the lowway. There are many things on the internet in which keep my interest...Finding them is just more difficult than you would think. So here today, I start the great Collette plan to review some of the great "boredom Busting" sites that I have found. In no piticular order! 
1.  The case Of Crabs a interesting game that requires you to use your wit to solve the case of the counterfeit crabs. A+ for great humor and creativity!

2. suicide Bob: because killing people...Shouldn't be this fun...But it is. Maybe we'll call it a healthy release of anger? A for the guts to make such a game.

3. Bubble wrap: Now...When I was a kid, we would argue over who got to pop the bubble wrap.  My mother would always step in and take it from us. So when We did get to pop it...it was like a second Christmas.

4. skeleton: It's a skeleton you can contort into all sick positions...What more can you ask for when your bored out of your mind? * * * three stars for keeping me entertained longer  than four minutes.

5.  Piss drunk: Now...I haven't been piss drunk before... I haven't been drunk at all! So playing this game is like a little edacational lesson! C for being to damn hard to keep my interest....But A for being creative!

6. Paintball Stress reliever: stressed? Why not shoot things

7.  Name that beard: hahahahahaha.....hahahahahha.........hahahaha......

8. Create a snowflake: This....This is awesome!

I don't think I can handle Rosa having a boyfrind. It's hard, i don't really know why. I started thinking about it. It's like...the only time I was ever really this lonely was before I met Rosa. Once I became friends with her, I forgot that horrible feeling. I never really had a best friend. She's the one of the bunch that could handle my crazy crap. And this is'nt ment to make her feel bad or beg her to dump her fatty lover ( You don't realize how that's not an insult)! I do want, to not be the one in the group that is alone. It's like...call Rosa, she's with Jon, Call heath...he's with chris! We all do go out in groups, and Rosa and I still chillax...but I have to share and I've never been good at that. I suck at sharing actualy. I practily can't do it. But fuckers...im all aloooooooone! There's no spell check on this fucker and I'm way to tired to keep myself from posting this. I'll come back later.

No, it's nothing to do with the fashion police

Maybe we shouldn't spend so much time as to accommodate a problem...When we could try solving it first.

I should get me a rememberball

I was supposed to do something...But I don't remember what. Couldn't of been that important hugh?!

I was told you can't leave children in the car on hot day's

At first I Just started one big long entry...but than i decided that I was really tired and shouldnt be blogging under certin cercomstances. Yet here I go trying to waste time untail somebody comes online for I wont be so sleepyish. I'm on the internet...and I'm all alone! This can't be safe! I'm going to bed you bitches!

We shall go again

Freaky!

Um...Not to sound frightened or anything...But we haven't heard from Hedge In HELLLLLLLLA long. Maybe he was attacked and injured in some horrible Dingo incident...We may never know!

Kurt or Mike?

I am thee official Bingo queen! I won two times tonight when we went out to Monto Rio With some co-workers. I had thee funniest time. It was a lot more fun than I expected. Rosa, Heath and myself went out looking damn good in Heaths new truck. Which Is real sexy...And I can say that because I have no interest in Heath that way ;) I came out with $1 more than I went in! Haha, big winnings! Now I'm just here chilling with my Bartles & James Melon Splash Malt Wine Cooler thinking about all these stupid boys people have " Great Ideas" about for me. There is a co-worker that would like to set me up with this guy he knows named *Kurt and Rosa being...Rosa wants me to go out with him because her " interest/ Friend" is also named Kurt. Than another coworker ( Everything revolves around that store) wants to set me up with a guy named *Mike...Which is funny because his name Is also Mike. So It will either be Mike and Mike or Kurt and Kurt. Hilarious. Plain and simple...I feel like a reject because here are all these people trying to set me up like I'm some stupid ass loser! I am...But I enjoy Hiding that from people!

oh really

juxtapose
DEFINITION: (verb) to put side by side
EXAMPLE: It was strange to see the old-time actor Charlton Heston and rock icon Bob Dylan juxtaposed at the awards ceremony.
SYNONYMS: accompany, compound, unite